Time Yourself.

"We fear a few dwarf watercraft stewardesses were regarded as desegregated after a great Texas tweezer war."

"I'll kill him in Honolulu, you unhook my pink kimono."

"A sad creed was read as wasted Fred feared frats were dead."

"A deer was dead at a sad tree."

"As caged crawdad beasts rested a warted crew fretted Weezer sex treats."

I tend to do better on the right-handed ones.