Friday, August 31, 2007

Hi, and welcome to Men's Hairdresser Co.

Would you like to sit in:
  • Awkward silence
  • Uncomfortable silence
  • Stilted silence
  • Disturbed silence
  • Silence occasionally punctuated by shrieks and squeals from the receptionist on the phone, reminiscent of a hyena
Note: Please remain completely and utterly motionless for the duration of your haircut. As a service to our customers we actively avoid both conversation and eye contact.
Posted by at

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

So glad I'm bald.

6:02 pm
Anonymous said...

I'm glad he's bald too. It makes me feel a whole lot better about the size of my genitalia.

9:23 am

Post a Comment

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)